• Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
  • Me: What

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever


penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH


I don’t want these holidays to end because I will have exams soon and I will be so stressed. Plus people that annoy me and make me feel even more stressed (and like a shit)…



holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot


theflyingfinns:

Kimi Raikkonen and Marcus Ericsson - Chinese GP 2014

theflyingfinns:

Kimi Raikkonen and Marcus Ericsson - Chinese GP 2014


Do you want to finally learn that Finland is not Scandinavia?!!!! Scandinavia is Sweden, Denmark and Norway. That’s it.


Marcus Ericsson - Chinese Grand Prix: Sunday


themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness