An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH
I don’t want these holidays to end because I will have exams soon and I will be so stressed. Plus people that annoy me and make me feel even more stressed (and like a shit)…
Kimi Raikkonen and Marcus Ericsson - Chinese GP 2014
Do you want to finally learn that Finland is not Scandinavia?!!!! Scandinavia is Sweden, Denmark and Norway. That’s it.
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness